The Not-so Magic School Bus.
I rode Cyride for about an hour to get home today. No, I was not just gallivanting around town, enjoying the breeze from an open window. I was sitting and waiting for an invisible train. Yes, an invisible train. Or rather, a railroad crossing that was convinced an invisible train was traveling the tracks. A really, really, really long invisible train.
Eventually, Mr. Bus Driver called a short bus (after he tried to fix the crossing himself, of course. If he had had duct tape, I’m pretty sure it’d be fixed by now). So we all filed out onto the uneven terrain that is the side of Bloomington Rd and traversed to the short bus. I promptly fell to the ground. Not in praise, but because my sandals are apparently not made for uneven terrain. I’m sure it was quite amusing for the other stranded Bloomington drivers, being that I was wearing a skirt. However, I remain unbroken, and more importantly, Shiny, my iPod, survived unscathed.
After a brief but somewhat out-of-the-way jaunt on an extremely packed short bus (shower, please), I am finally home.
I hope those invisible train passengers get where they’re going sooner than I did. Maybe next time I’ll just hop on that invisi-train. It moves so fast it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
that amused me… I got behind on your entries, so alas, my comments are now antique. Or something. It’s too bad the class didn’t get your saved by the bell reference. They’re totally a Power Rangers/Barney generation behind us. It’s sickening.
There are people like my sixteen-year-old sister who still believe in Zack and Kelly, though.
[…] I just realized how much I talk about the bus. It’s an integral part of my life. The bus and homework are two things I can count on to always be there everyday. Well, except for the times the bus didn’t let me off and the bus didn’t stop for me. And the time I had to wait for a gazillion years on the bus. And the time the bus tried to kill me. […]