Someone did a groundbreaking study and determined that using really long words and un-Times New Roman fonts makes people think you’re dumb. Of course, people seem to think that if they can’t understand something, it must have been written by a less intelligent person and thus be unworthy. Because we all think, wait, we [...]
My world might be complete now that Jem and the Holograms is available on DVD.
And if you don’t know what that is, well, that’s your problem for watching Transformers too much.
I wish Synergy were mine. Although I might use her/it for evil, not good.
Last year I viewed 2001: A Space Odyssey. And today, I think maybe I finally get it. Maybe. I found a site that sums up books in one minute, aptly titled “Book-A-Minute.” It is my new favorite thing. Now I can pretend to be literate and well read. Perhaps people will take me seriously now. [...]
I’ve noticed that the weeks keep going by faster and faster. Does this mean I’m getting old? Of course, a class period can still drag on for near infinity. Some things never change.
I have a lot of stuff to do, but at least now I know what I’m doing. It’s nice when bureacracy is [...]
A personal assistant to make all my decisions for me so I can just sit back and live my life.
And a unicorn, cuz if I’m asking for things, I might as well go all out.