Turns out J.R.R. Tolkien was a pretty wordy guy.
Last year I viewed 2001: A Space Odyssey. And today, I think maybe I finally get it. Maybe. I found a site that sums up books in one minute, aptly titled “Book-A-Minute.” It is my new favorite thing. Now I can pretend to be literate and well read. Perhaps people will take me seriously now. Oh. Wait. Except now they know my master plan. It’s like I’m like an evil villain, the way I monologue. Hmm. I think I just abused adjectives. Evil villain?
that website amused me.
Evil villain sounds about right. I know I for one am freaking terrified of you.