I’m with that less above average person over there.
Someone did a groundbreaking study and determined that using really long words and un-Times New Roman fonts makes people think you’re dumb. Of course, people seem to think that if they can’t understand something, it must have been written by a less intelligent person and thus be unworthy. Because we all think, wait, we all know, we’re above average. Maybe someday I’ll get to meet the one guy out there who is the average. He or she might be a dog.