Once again we’ve put off going to the grocery store for so long that we only have random condiments and foods that don’t really work alone and certainly don’t work in combination.
Of course, there’s still popcorn. Good thing I’m perfectly fine with just eating that. I like to think of myself as low-maintenance. At […]
I was searching for grammar exercises to use in class when I discovered Business English hangman. It’s kind of fun if you’re a geek and you like this sort of thing.
Luckily for me, I am.
Clowns are scary, and this clown is no exception. Why do you put makeup on your face like that, clown? What are you hiding? Why are you so creepy?! Why the bright colors? Why the big, garish shoes? Why do you give red lipstick a bad name? Why? Why?!!
Is it because you dropped out of […]
You know what would make me feel better? If I could find someone else who accomplished little or nothing over Thanksgiving break and yet still had little or no fun.
I had great intentions. Really great ones. However, I figured that with my luck, if I accomplished something I would then delete it forever from […]
I passed the life insurance test because I’m AWESOME. Also because I memorized most of the book. Last night I had a dream about life insurance. I woke up and it took me two or three minutes to realize I was still thinking about life insurance, and that this was wrong–very, very wrong. My unconscious […]