And etc…

I passed the life insurance test because I’m AWESOME. Also because I memorized most of the book. Last night I had a dream about life insurance. I woke up and it took me two or three minutes to realize I was still thinking about life insurance, and that this was wrong–very, very wrong. My unconscious mind has a gazillion things it could ponder, and it chooses life insurance. It also chooses some other things that are just odd.

Of course, if I weren’t weird, there’d be less chance that I’d wind up incredibly wealthy one day. Because normal = poor and weird = rich. Of course, some weird people are also poor, but I’m not THAT kind of weird. I hope. I’m definitely not in the same category of weird as the Amazing Amanda doll. And, FYI, I’m much more amazing than that doll. However, I have yet to attain an adulatory adjective in front of my name. Why? People, you need to get working on that one.