Clowns are scarier than mimes. Maybe it’s because mimes aren’t walking fashion emergencies. Black is slimming, after all.
Clowns are scary, and this clown is no exception. Why do you put makeup on your face like that, clown? What are you hiding? Why are you so creepy?! Why the bright colors? Why the big, garish shoes? Why do you give red lipstick a bad name? Why? Why?!!
Is it because you dropped out of high school or college and joined the circus, where your lack of useful skills forced you to join the clown ranks and caused you to become bitter? Because I might be able to understand you if that’s your story, clown. But I still want no part in your crazy clown shenanigans of terror.