Where’s me lucky charms?
Anybody got a spare leprechaun? I could really use a little good luck at the moment. Things are falling apart. Far apart. Pretty soon my small wingspan shall no longer be able to reach far enough to hold them together. This may not concern you greatly, but you should realize that one of the things I’ve got a fragile grip on at the moment is my sanity, which loosens my grip on my temper even more than usual.
And when I borrow that leprechaun, I got dibs on the gold. That gold could come in handy. Any maybe the leprechaun can make my laptop print to my printer. I would very much like that.