Archive for January, 2006

You know that hole you’ve been digging?

I figured out a way to find out where it ends up. Yet another useful way to use Google. If you’re digging that hole for yourself right here in Ames, you end up somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Wear your swimsuit, I suppose. Some shark repellent may also prove useful. If you […]

It was like a really boring out-of-body experience.

I have a cold. And it sucks. I went to buy some suphedrine from Wal-Mart, and I practically had to have a security clearance to get 48 of those nasal/sinus congestion lifesaving caplets. I understand that we’re trying to stop people from making meth and committing drug-related murders, but maybe we should be regulating the […]

I don’t even have a title.

The semester started yesterday. Thus far, things seem to be going ok. My class seems fairly non-threatening, although I probably should’ve gone for more professionalism. I think I should uninstate my no attendance policy. Can you do that? There’s only been one day of class, and I think I’m changing my mind. I get really […]

Movies are pretty.

Ashley and I just saw Just Friends, and it was awesome. Much better than anticipated. I’ll see most any movie for $1.50, so I didn’t have high expectations. Of course, Ryan Reynolds, from the most underrated sitcom of all time, Two Guys and a Girl, is in it, so it was good. Pretty much anything […]

I don’t understand most stuff, but I would also challenge your understanding of most stuff.

Guess what. All those people who like to scare other people by telling them everything gives them cancer, well, diet pop? Doesn’t give you cancer. At least not of the esophagus. So, ha! HA. My addiction to Diet Coke, mainly the caffeine-free kind…so it may not be an “addiction,” per say…is OK. Science is mainly […]