My television has started whispering to me.
I’m currently watching television with the volume set at seven. For those of you not intimately familiar with my television, let’s just say I normally have the volume at about seventeen.
Why so quiet, you ask? Or we can pretend that you asked that, at least. Well, Matt’s asleep. He goes to bed at seven nowadays because he works at five in the morning. Yeah. If you know of any available jobs with normal hours, please let me know. (These jobs have to take place in Ames, IA, of course.) I’m starting to forget what he looks like and I’m starting to sit really close to the TV during prime time. This interferes with homework. Well, not that much, I guess. I DO have a laptop. I just bring it with me. Is it true that sitting close to the TV is somehow bad for you? I hope not, because if it is I’m in trouble. I’m also missing the funny parts of shows for a reason other than my lack of a sense of humor.
Life is rough. And quiet.