A new plan for gaining fame. Or at least notoriety.
Life is weird. That’s what I’ve decided. I’ve also decided that some day, I’m going to find the weirdest possible tech comm thing to research and then research it.
Hey…I doubt I’m the only one with a goal like this. Look at this study, in which we learn that moms prefer the scent of their own babies’ poop. Somebody out there wanted to know about the smell of poop and how offensive it is. How does one think of these things? Did they ask themselves something like, “Hmm…I wonder if mom’s only don’t give away their kids because they have some sort of built-in unsmellifier when it comes to poop?” Were they for some reason exposed to a lot of baby feces in a short amount of time, causing them to go insane and thus research this? Or are they just obsessed with poop?
Perhaps a better question is how does one recruit participants for this sort of study? How much money does it take to convince a bunch of women to smell dirty diapers, especially the “mystery” diapers from other people’s babies? How much? I’d really actually like to know for when I discover the grossest tech comm-related thing possible to study.
Oh yeah, and I hope that baby poop study is valid just in case I happen to reproduce anytime soon.