How I know I’m procrastinating
When I realize that I’ve been looking at this site for twenty minutes. Apparently there’s A LOT of stuff I REALLY don’t want to do. There’s even procrastination tactics I’m putting off…like choosing between Diet Coke and Diet Mt. Dew…and then walking over to the Student Center to get some…why oh why is the vending machine broken? Still?
I know a guy who, to cure a head cold, mixes honey and cough syrup with Black Velvet then warms the whole affair up in the microwave.