Maybe William Shatner could emcee a jump rope competition.
Tomorrow is Matt’s regional jump rope competition. Hopefully his arm won’t fall off or anything. Cross your fingers (or whatever you do when you’re hoping something intensely). We get to get out of Utah for a few days…however, we’re going to Idaho. I’m thinking it’s a step up, though. I can handle crazy mountain people if I don’t have to handle religious zealots at the same time. It’s a trade-off. Crazy mountain people don’t care if I drink, though. So they win. I haven’t figured out what I’ll do if Matt’s arm falls off, though. Or if I have to strangle someone’s parent because they’re too…hovering or something. I can’t handle stage parents…
In other news, I just finished a brief report on the Commodore VIC-20, the “wonder computer of the 1980s!” Well, at least according to the Shat. I very much enjoyed his ad when I viewed it on YouTube. It turns out that I just love watching William Shatner hock stuff. It’s a passion I have. If I could, I would have the Shat follow me around and narrate my life. Maybe. I guess that might get annoying after awhile. But what doesn’t?
HAVE A SHATNERGASM HERE:
http://www.escapedgoat.com/stern/William%20Shatner%20in%20a%20recording%20session.mp3