Archive for July, 2007

I’ll curse you or something. Or hit you with a bigger book.

Yes, I’m the only person in the world who has not yet read Harry Potter, the last book of all time that even matters and OMG everyone is so freaked out about it and I can’t wait to marry Harry and what WAS that play he was naked in and is there a video of [...]

I don’t like science because it tends to smell.

Here’s what I learned in the past week: if you happen to live in a place that routinely reaches 100 degrees fahrenheit (e.g., Utah) you should really do the dishes before you take off for a few days. If you choose not to do so, you risk coming back to a house that smells distinctly [...]

The leaning tower of dishes. Closed to tourists.

Having the smallest kitchen known to mankind + hating to do dishes and thus procrastinating that aspect of life + living with someone who sometimes forgets that the dishwasher exists = grossness. Science experiment-like grossness.
In case you were wondering.