And etc…

Yes, I’m the only person in the world who has not yet read Harry Potter, the last book of all time that even matters and OMG everyone is so freaked out about it and I can’t wait to marry Harry and what WAS that play he was naked in and is there a video of it?!. At least, that’s what the book’s being called around here…I have too much homework in the last few weeks of summer semester to lock myself up and read for two days non-stop. Although, humorously, I need to do the same to finish my work. Except scratch two days and fill-in two weeks. Avast, fun times be ahead, mateys.

Anyways, if anyone reveals the storyline to me, I will have to go all Harry Potter on you. Whatever that’ll mean at the end of book 7. Matt’s pretty convinced it’s going to have something to do with homosexuality. I can’t argue; there is some potent symbolism. And I’m going to be pretty sad if Hermione doesn’t end up as a lesbian. Because, really, she doesn’t need those moronic boys. You know it, I know it, she must know it, too. She has her OWN wand; wanting more would be greedy. (There I go with the symbolism.)