So…let’s see. Thanksgiving came and went. We got into an argument over my ability to cook Stovetop Stuffing. Next year, we’re having pizza. Also, I broke down and watched the freakin’ parade due to boredom. And the dog show was awesome. As always. We watched it while we ate. Like usual.
As for right now, [...]
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Which means that the world, and my spouse, expect me to cook a turkey, or some part of a turkey. So, Mom, if you’re reading this, I’m going to be calling you tomorrow. Because I can’t remember how to cook a turkey. You’d think after the marathon Thanksgiving phone call of ‘05 [...]
I’m worried. My life is quite possibly in upheaval. Yes, something apocalyptic could occur soon occur. I don’t know what to do. I might cry. Television is on strike. As those who know me know, or have at least suspected, television viewing takes up a large portion of my awake time. It’s a main hobby. [...]
You know what? I really despise box elder bugs. They’ve taken over the English building. They’re everywhere, including on my arm or in my hair at any given moment. I live in fear of one flying down my shirt while I’m teaching. Why must they do the kamikaze dive into my face during moments of [...]