Resoluting.
Oh yeah. I’m successful. I’m a success. I kept my New Year’s resolution for 2007 all year. What was it? The best resolution ever: Stay alive. And here I am. Alive. Go me. The best part is that if I don’t keep it, I don’t feel guilty. And it doesn’t require a lot of thought; it’s sort of instinctual.
Yeah, I can’t be bothered with those complicated resolutions. So what’s up for this year? I don’t know yet. Maybe don’t get arrested? Though that could be hard. Hmmm. I’m going to have to think about this one…suggestions?