Life sucks, though scientists call that gravity.
Ok. I have a problem. I admit it. I like to look at weird stuff on the Internet. No, I’m not talking about anything illegal. I’m talking about Found Magazine. Basically, people find stuff in random places, like notes or pictures. Then they are on the internets for us all to gawk at. And I do it. I gawk. You know why? Because it’s an excellent method of procrastination. Excellent. And it often reminds me of how glad I am I’m not in high school or middle school anymore. Elementary school, that was pretty sweet. But the others sucked. And no matter how much stuff sucks now, I’m sure it used to suck more. Right?….RIGHT?!? Just agree, ok? Ok.