Archive for October, 2008

If I were president…or some sort of governing power, at least.

I’ve decided, with my superior intellect which gives me the right to make these decisions, that there are certain things that people should not be allowed to have in their yards. Yes, I have a lot of free time as I lay awake in bed at night. Also, city governments (at least Logan’s) love to [...]

Cultures are fun. A few times a year, at least.

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to live Utah? Of course you have. You’ve wondered what it would be like to escape the in-laws by living 1800+ miles away. Who hasn’t? Really, I mean, who hasn’t? It’s a universal sentiment. We could probably catch Osama if we’d just figure out where his in-laws lived, [...]