Archive for April, 2009

The funny thing is…wait. Who am I kidding? There is no funny to be found here.

Apparently my last post was so negative and angry that people who normally never call me (unless they’re drunk…wait…or maybe I only call them when I’M drunk…) called to make sure I wasn’t planning on doing anything dumb. Of course, since I can justify anything, I would never do anything dumb. So no worries, people. [...]

Yeah, I’m pregnant. I know. Don’t need to remind me.

Apparently I’m supposed to be blogging about this whole pregnancy experience…according to others, at least. I’m a little unclear on how I’m supposed to shed any light on this experience for someone who has never (personally) experienced it before. In fact, for a while I was pretty convinced I should never put anything about it [...]