Archive for May, 2009

The encounter.

So I live in Utah. And apparently hobo spiders live in Utah, too. On the surface, I am okay with this arrangement. However, I do not like hobo spiders that live in Utah that live in MY HOUSE. This one was in the recycling bin today. He (or she, how am I supposed to know?) [...]

I enjoy wearing tight shirts so it looks like I’m smuggling a keg into the theater. If only…

So I was feeling sort of pregnant today–my back hurt, I couldn’t get comfortable, even in bed–but then I saw the new Star Trek movie, and I no longer care. I just have an odd giddy happy feeling about life. Despite the guy next to me who actually answered his phone during Spock’s emotional make-out [...]