If TV has taught me anything in life, and we all know it is my main source of education, it has taught me that when a woman is pregnant, she attends prenatal classes. So I signed up for one at the local hospital. Matt was pretty excited about how four nights of this month are [...]
I’ve been watching a lot of American Idol recently. Yes, this is embarrassing. I’ve been trying to figure out why I keep coming back to watch this show when most of the time I actually sort of hate it. Especially last week, which was country week. Granted, some people can sing country. Some can even [...]
I just read that a teacher in California is selling advertising space on quizzes and tests to make enough money for school supplies. First, this brought back some weird flashbacks of scoring essays for eight hours straight; I did, after all, read a million gazillion (yes, that many) student essays on a topic pretty similar [...]
I’ve decided, with my superior intellect which gives me the right to make these decisions, that there are certain things that people should not be allowed to have in their yards. Yes, I have a lot of free time as I lay awake in bed at night. Also, city governments (at least Logan’s) love to [...]
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to live Utah? Of course you have. You’ve wondered what it would be like to escape the in-laws by living 1800+ miles away. Who hasn’t? Really, I mean, who hasn’t? It’s a universal sentiment. We could probably catch Osama if we’d just figure out where his in-laws lived, [...]