I’ve decided, with my superior intellect which gives me the right to make these decisions, that there are certain things that people should not be allowed to have in their yards. Yes, I have a lot of free time as I lay awake in bed at night. Also, city governments (at least Logan’s) love to […]
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to live Utah? Of course you have. You’ve wondered what it would be like to escape the in-laws by living 1800+ miles away. Who hasn’t? Really, I mean, who hasn’t? It’s a universal sentiment. We could probably catch Osama if we’d just figure out where his in-laws lived, […]
I’m sitting here watching television, and all that’s on is the first night of So You Think You Can Dance. This is some painful crap. And yet, I cannot look away…because the remote is on the other end of the couch and I’m not leaning over that far. Sigh. The suffering. Emo overload…gah…and the unaware. […]
So yesterday was Earth Day. Happy Earth Day…um…Earth. I’m often confused about this day. Is Earth Day the Earth’s birthday? Try to say that really fast. Really. It’s fun. Or is it just the day we all say “yay earth. thanks for not totally being engulfed in global warming yet!” and then watch tv? I’ll […]
Ok. I have a problem. I admit it. I like to look at weird stuff on the Internet. No, I’m not talking about anything illegal. I’m talking about Found Magazine. Basically, people find stuff in random places, like notes or pictures. Then they are on the internets for us all to gawk at. And I […]