Archive for the 'Etc' Category

Here I am solving all your problems, world.

So I was taking my birth control pill the other night and I dropped it. Into the sink. I almost lost it. It’s a very tiny pill, you know. And then, the next night, I did it again. I would like to note that I was completely sober (though tired as all get out) when [...]

Hobbies. Who invented this concept? Because I hate that guy a little.

Hey you. It’s me. Been a while. Or maybe not really, if you think about how long time has existed, though you can’t really define existence without time. And the ethereal nature of time. And whoa. I’m getting all philosophic-like on this time business so I’m going to stop here. I haven’t even had anything [...]

Yeah, I’m pregnant. I know. Don’t need to remind me.

Apparently I’m supposed to be blogging about this whole pregnancy experience…according to others, at least. I’m a little unclear on how I’m supposed to shed any light on this experience for someone who has never (personally) experienced it before. In fact, for a while I was pretty convinced I should never put anything about it [...]

Well, this is awkward…

more music charts
Yeah…I’m knocked up, if you were wondering. This is your official word on that matter. Should be done being pregnant in late August.

I was there and I did stuff.

The highlight of this post is that I’m still alive. If that’s all the info you were looking for, feel free to stop reading now. If not, well, when have my posts ever been informative? Really? Have you read ANYTHING I’ve ever written before? Your expectations may be too high.
So over winter break (can [...]