Archive for the 'Iowa' Category

Is it just me, or does the government now have even more power to determine who lives and who dies?

I wasn’t really that interested in the Iowa governor candidate campaigns until I ran across this article, which informed me that Nussle apparently wants to put restrictions on abortion.
Nussle is all about minors needing parental permission to get abortions. Question: why should they need parental permission if they don’t need this permission to get […]

It’s not actually a secret.

Utah State. We’re moving to Utah. I’m not sure I ever thought this would actually be a state we’d move to. However, it has several things going in its favor. Mountains. Not Iowa. No one confuses Utah with Idaho or Ohio. Amazingly less humidity. Um. There are other things, too. I just can’t think of […]

My television has started whispering to me.

I’m currently watching television with the volume set at seven. For those of you not intimately familiar with my television, let’s just say I normally have the volume at about seventeen.
Why so quiet, you ask? Or we can pretend that you asked that, at least. Well, Matt’s asleep. He goes to bed at seven […]

Wild unicorns couldn’t stop me. I’m too crafty for them.

Have you ever been so happy about something that you’re somewhat concerned you’re just imagining it? Like so happy that one thousand unicorns blocking your garage when you need to get to class on time so you can’t leave doesn’t even phase you, you just saddle one of ‘em up and ride it to class […]

You know that hole you’ve been digging?

I figured out a way to find out where it ends up. Yet another useful way to use Google. If you’re digging that hole for yourself right here in Ames, you end up somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Wear your swimsuit, I suppose. Some shark repellent may also prove useful. If you […]