Archive for the 'Mommyhood' Category

Here I am solving all your problems, world.

So I was taking my birth control pill the other night and I dropped it. Into the sink. I almost lost it. It’s a very tiny pill, you know. And then, the next night, I did it again. I would like to note that I was completely sober (though tired as all get out) when [...]

The longest day.

So I feel like it is still July 23rd, the day Baby showed up. Seriously. Due to the fourish hours of sleep I get a night (that’s an average. One time I got more and it was awesome–thank you Husband), it is like the day never ends. Life is all one long day. Long is [...]