Archive for the 'Pregnancy' Category

Nipples. There. I said it.

If TV has taught me anything in life, and we all know it is my main source of education, it has taught me that when a woman is pregnant, she attends prenatal classes. So I signed up for one at the local hospital. Matt was pretty excited about how four nights of this month are [...]

I enjoy wearing tight shirts so it looks like I’m smuggling a keg into the theater. If only…

So I was feeling sort of pregnant today–my back hurt, I couldn’t get comfortable, even in bed–but then I saw the new Star Trek movie, and I no longer care. I just have an odd giddy happy feeling about life. Despite the guy next to me who actually answered his phone during Spock’s emotional make-out [...]

The funny thing is…wait. Who am I kidding? There is no funny to be found here.

Apparently my last post was so negative and angry that people who normally never call me (unless they’re drunk…wait…or maybe I only call them when I’M drunk…) called to make sure I wasn’t planning on doing anything dumb. Of course, since I can justify anything, I would never do anything dumb. So no worries, people. [...]

Yeah, I’m pregnant. I know. Don’t need to remind me.

Apparently I’m supposed to be blogging about this whole pregnancy experience…according to others, at least. I’m a little unclear on how I’m supposed to shed any light on this experience for someone who has never (personally) experienced it before. In fact, for a while I was pretty convinced I should never put anything about it [...]

How do you punch someone over the Internet?

Between now and the last post I haven’t been able to amenable/friendly/not murderous enough to write anything that wasn’t absolutely necessary. So I just finished writing a ten page practice comp exam and now my brain is delightfully mushy enough to make me forget about my hate for about ten minutes. Hence, blogging.
I’ve decided [...]