If TV has taught me anything in life, and we all know it is my main source of education, it has taught me that when a woman is pregnant, she attends prenatal classes. So I signed up for one at the local hospital. Matt was pretty excited about how four nights of this month are [...]
So I live in Utah. And apparently hobo spiders live in Utah, too. On the surface, I am okay with this arrangement. However, I do not like hobo spiders that live in Utah that live in MY HOUSE. This one was in the recycling bin today. He (or she, how am I supposed to know?) [...]
I’ve decided, with my superior intellect which gives me the right to make these decisions, that there are certain things that people should not be allowed to have in their yards. Yes, I have a lot of free time as I lay awake in bed at night. Also, city governments (at least Logan’s) love to [...]
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to live Utah? Of course you have. You’ve wondered what it would be like to escape the in-laws by living 1800+ miles away. Who hasn’t? Really, I mean, who hasn’t? It’s a universal sentiment. We could probably catch Osama if we’d just figure out where his in-laws lived, [...]
My husband is currently shirtless, in the backyard, talking to the neighbors. Awkward. Well, for me at least.